Trivia Part One.

I really love Cribbage, Scrabble, and Pictionary.

I hate to wear socks or shoes, and my feet are the only part of my body that I refuse to let someone touch.

When I was seven years old, I would play on the swingset outside our house alone. I made up songs and dances. One was about acrobats. My family made fun of me when I went inside, and I pretended that I had no idea what they were talking about.

Every morning when I come home from work, I ask Frankie for kisses and pet Sophia before I go to sleep.

In eighth grade, I wore really dark eye makeup and a lot of eyeliner because a boy said it made me look pretty. His friend said that if I lost ten pounds, I'd look amazing.

I once drew a picture of a woman, and I was really proud of it. Then I tried to 'fix' something on her face, and ended up cutting off the head because I messed it up so badly. I haven't drawn anything since.

I chew my lip when I'm thinking.

If you're not looking at me, I'm probably staring at you.

I used to only drink Cherry Coke, and I called it 'tasty beverage'. Now I drink a lot of green iced tea, and it looks like a jug of pee.

I thought Michael J. Fox was so cute, until I found out he's really short. I was six.

My mom told me that if I was bad, my stuffed animals would come alive at night. Teddy Ruxpin never looked so menacing.

I've decided I don't want to have children.

I always wished that I wore glasses. I've never dated anyone who didn't.

I really abhor gold jewelry. But I secretly love that gold accessories came back.

I love food, and the eating of said food.

If I hang around with anyone too long, I start to emulate them. I've never seen anyone start to emulate me.

As disillusioned as I've become about christmas, and as much as I don't want no piiiiiine needles, I know that I will sit by the lit christmas tree in the dark after everyone else is asleep and feel absolutely loved.